1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Leroy.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Blue October.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

WF.

4. What is your favourite cheese?

I dunno. One of the Baby Bels..

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal:

Roast beef, with baby swiss, horseradish mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and pickles on whole wheat.

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?

Assuming I'm not married or I have permission, Salma Hayek

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. 

Assuming I'm not married or I have permission, Shirley Manson

8.Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

On my wife.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

I'm not going anywhere unless I get two. If I get two, I'm taking Kat to KCMO.

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?

Food.

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man!What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?

Tito's Vodka.

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I would go back to Friday, October 25, 1991, and I would go out with the guys.

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Stupid will hurt.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Its called: Civic Duty. It's a reality show that teaches people how to be good Americans.

15. What is your favorite expletive?

Mother Pus-Bucket!

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Grab the Boom Stick.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones andpets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?

Our new PC.

18.The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hourto do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Tell Kylie how much I love her and to be a good girl when I'm gone.  Then bang Kat for the time I have left.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

Regenerating Immortality

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

My Wedding.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I dunno, losing 15 years is a lot...

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!

 Sweden.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age.Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Fuck that, I'll open my own.

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"

Josh.

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?

Wow that's lame.  They have to be a famous person?  Gah. Ok Heath Ledger.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out,Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world.Who will you bring back?

Brian Goldburg